All I want is to find a reliable Banner Master, someone who can lead me to immortality! So, I train relentlessly, studying cultivation methods, mastering divine abilities, and fulfilling my duties as the ever-helpful “Grandpa Spirit,” all in hopes that my Banner Master can survive long enough to ascend. But in this chaotic world of cultivation, survival is anything but guaranteed! Just yesterday, I got a new banner master… Wait, don’t tell me… he got slaughtered in a battle already?! Sigh… Fine. Now recruiting a new Banner Master who can actually make it to immortality. What’s that? You’re weak and lazy, only wanting to coast through life? Are you sure you’re not trying to become my Banner s*ave instead?!