Chapter 35 - Vtuber Stuns Isekai World by Livestreaming from Prison and Introducing Super Earth After midnight, Parita’s system abilities refreshed. The system gave her a new quest right away. [You have a new quest. This is a forced one.] [Purchase any game from the system store and livestream for at least two hours playing the game.] [Rewards: Idol Points. The amount depends on the number of viewers.] Parita was delighted. Having nothing to do, she gladly complied. She browsed the store, searching for a game to play. The first item was a gaming computer. Although Parita had no idea how it would work without electricity, she snagged the only mid-tier PC in the store, costing her 599 Idol Points. As for a PC game, she chose a certain casual game, featuring a sci-fi democratic world, spaceships, soldiers, and alien worlds full of bots, bugs, and intelligent aliens from another dimension, where humans quest for liberty, freedom, and a Super Earth. Parita wondered whether her game would connect to the other players on Earth. Nevertheless, she purchased the game’s key. She even got a Super Citizen Pass for the arcade feature. After purchasing everything, the system screen changed. A new screen emerged, simulating a PC’s screen. The Windows booted up the loading screen. However, Parita didn’t need to log in or bother with the setup process. The game client’s shortcut icon was already there. Parita rubbed her hands in excitement. A few seconds later, she frowned. She realized that she lacked the most important item to enjoy the game. She had neither a gaming chair nor a table. The system’s floating keyboard, joystick, and gaming mouse felt awkward. When Parita touched them, her hands didn’t sense the rough texture of plastic. And when she moved the mouse, it floated in her hand. [Then, try the joystick.] [Then, buy a table and a chair.] "Right. I can do that!" Parita searched the store for the cheapest chair and table. She picked the short plastic table, which cost only 50 Idol Points. She fixed the hologram keyboard and mouse to land on the table and tested the movements. It felt a lot better. The mouse and keyboard stopped floating, and they got fixed on the table’s surface. Although there was no mouse pad to support the mouse, she was comfortable with the setup. With the preparations ready, Parita tampered with the OBS next. She switched to the 2D Live overlay mode, which was the standard for VTubers. The stream started. Parita grinned and exaggerated her movements. The Live2D avatar also mimicked her movements, but it was slightly stiffer. "HELLO, TOILET DRINKER! It’s your elf, the Goddess of Sanitation, at your service!" After sending H5N8 off, Lupus, Neutrophils, and Rubella stayed in the lobby and had a small meeting. Appendix and his teammates stayed indoors, listening to their conversation and briefing. No other adventurers were around due to the current midnight time, and the elite teams were still stuck outside the city. Lupus gave Neutrophils a meaningful look and revealed his idea. "Let’s kill the governor." Appendix, who had been zipping ale, spat everything in his mouth. The others also had dark expressions, except for Neutrophils. "Are you serious, guildmaster?" Rubella was delighted. Finally, her guildmaster approved the kill request. Lupus crossed his arms and leaned backward. He sighed. "This is the best time to rebel and get rid of that annoying pervert, don’t you think?" Neutrophils nodded. "Had Andean and his people not been defending the governor, that would have been a good plan. Also, there’s a repercussion. The Mage Tower and the duke will surely declare war against the main guild. The other adventurers will get implicated because of our petty grudge." "Didn’t you chase after Andean? You could have killed him." "He ran into his comrades and his ghouls. You think I can wipe out their clansmen alone?" "...What’s their number?" "500 ghouls, 30 low-class bloodsuckers, and two Scorches like him." "Two Scorches... including him and the vultures..." "I don’t know what happened to the white bat, but he might have been done in by our Missy. Anyway, a coup is impossible with Andean around." Lupus scratched his head. "What about the Eagle Clan? Rubella, what did they say? Will they help us?" Rubella rubbed her forehead. "We talked about the raid, but the rebellion was never mentioned. You didn’t tell me your plan." Lupus sighed. He wanted to kill H5N8 to save Parita, but he didn’t dare to cross the line. He couldn’t afford to implicate the other innocent adventurers in other branches. Neutrophils sighed and volunteered. "I’ll send a petition letter to the Pope and the Saintess. With the spirit bird, it should reach them in a day." "Please do. We don’t have much time for her." "You’d better be praying that she wasn’t infected." Neutrophils chuckled as he got up. He turned around and prepared to leave. Before they could end the small meeting, the usual cube manifested from nothingness and brightened the guild hall. The Live2D appearance of Parita with a white background was shown on the monitors. ’HELLO, TOILET DRINKER! It’s your elf, the Goddess of Sanitation, KESTREL, at your service!’ Everybody in the hall froze and turned to the cube. What sort of unholy mischief was the pink elf trying to do this time? They thought in unison. Parita coughed and corrected herself. ’Well, excuse me. I jumped the gun. Let me reintroduce myself, okay? I am the Goddess of Sanitation or the Goddess of Cleanliness! Stop calling me a toilet. Last time I said that, I misspoke, okay?!’ Rubella had a faint smile on her face. Although the Live2D animation on the screen looked different from Parita, she could tell that Parita was alive and healthy. This relieved her. Neutrophils and Lupus were stunned at first, but they let out a long sigh of relief. She didn’t sound like someone who was being isolated in a dark prison. Parita kept on talking. ’Of course, those who spam the Toilet emotes will be instantly banned! Your Oshi Mark is definitely NOT the toilet one, alright, you bum!!’ ’As for you lot, I will not call you by your real names or IDs. I’ll be calling you... Porcelain Disciples!’ "Your icon will be a toilet bowl, and mine shall be a gold water drop, got it?" Appendix smirked and countered. "Gold water? Is that piss?" The avatar’s face turned red instantly as soon as Appendix’s message appeared on the chat log. ’Piss in your pants, you unwanted piece of intestine! GOLD HOLY WATER, NOT PISS!’ Rubella covered her mouth and suppressed her laughter. Lupus bit his lower lip to respect his subordinate, but Neutrophils grinned. The paladin approached the cube and the basket underneath. He looked inside the container and found nothing there. Curious, he asked Lupus and Rubella. Rubella replied. "That’s for the ’SUPER CHAT’, I think? Your message will be highlighted, and she is guaranteed to see your message." "Oh, how does it work?" "Throw a gold coin in there. Be warned, though. The super chat will display the amount of coins and your name." "I see. Donation, huh?" Neutrophils was not poor. He had touched several platinum coins before, and he had tons of savings in the guild. He fetched a handful of gold coins and dropped into the basket. Rubella instructed him. "After dropping the coins, say whatever message you have for her." Neutrophils coughed and took several steps back. He gazed at the monitor and asked Parita. "Kiddo, are you hungry? It’s been a day. How are you feeling in there?" The avatar’s eyes dilated and shifted to the side for a moment. Parita’s expression brightened after she spotted the donation. ’Thank you for the 7 gold coins! I’m doing well, Porcelain Disciple. My neighbors actually died and turned into monsters, though.’ Everybody was startled. Neutrophils gnashed his teeth and almost bolted toward the prison district, but he turned around to ask Parita, making sure. "Are you in danger?! Are they attacking you right now?!" ’I smoked the fools.’ ’If you could do me a favor, send someone to pick up their dried corpses before they start rotting, please. Also, can you tell the warden to leave the door open? I’m not going to break out of jail, but there’s no ventilation here.’ Neutrophils smacked his forehead and burst into laughter. He sat on the floor and continued cackling. Relieved, he asked Parita one last question. "Have you felt anything weird about yourself? Is your face burning? Do you feel like vomiting, or do you feel something crawling underneath your skin?" ’None of those. More like... I’m bored to death. I have nothing to do here.’ Neutrophils nodded. He sat up properly and continued watching the livestream. He asked. "So, what are you doing right now?" ’I’m playing a game!’ Fresh chapters posted on 𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭·𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦·𝘯𝘦𝘵 ’I don’t know if you understand the concept, but it will be VERY shocking for you, my Porcelain Disciples. Let me warn you about this. Whatever happens on the screen, it is not real. It is a fantasy, a dream, a simulation, or a fictional story that is unrelated to real life or real events. Do not panic, okay?’ "HERE GOES! Grab your popcorn and get ready!" Appendix adhered to the advice. He picked a bowl of boiled peanuts and arranged a seat in front of a monitor while Neutrophils and others watched the other monitor from the cube. The screen turned dark. Only the avatar moved around as usual. Parita’s eyes gleamed with excitement. A movie scene started. A blue planet shone brightly in the solar system on the screen. The narrator spoke. "Supreme Earth, our home..." 1